Some of you; ok all of you are probably wondering how I even connected these two professions. Believe me, understanding my thought processes is something hubs struggles with everyday. As they say, “better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and prove it”; I too will not go into detail on my madness.
Here is my proposal: If prostitution is illegal; shouldn’t therapy be banned as well? Better yet, just leave the prostitutes alone.
Think about it.
- We pay both professionals to listen to us talk when they are probably thinking about their grocery list.
- I imagine that each client takes a little bit of a soul every time the door closes; then on to the next “John”.
- Discretion is of the upmost importance in both industries; you want to gain the trust of your clientele for repeat visits.
- We pay them to make us feel better about ourselves and the decisions we make .
- The best of each bunch share their drugs with us.
- Those that have excelled in their trade; whether through training or education even get paid more for less time.
It’s genius isn’t it? Maybe madness?
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Genius! I’ve felt the same way for years. At least, until I stopped visiting prostitutes and that nasty outbreak went away!
The only difference I’d see is that a therapist isn’t at risk for HIV with every transaction.
@Uli: the fact that you agree just proves I am a nut job and may need a therapist after all:)
@Jason: You present a valid point; but the therapist has their own risks…like committing themselves! I am sure they both feel just as dirty after each appointment.
Does that include massage therapists? If so, I feel that I must raise my rates….
@Fred: not all massage therapists….but certainly you:) You are like the bartender/therapist/doctor all in one. You need to charge more for less time.
ok, see…i think you’re a genius. or perhaps a little nuts.
xo